Football Texpertise- The world’s richest slave

 

First of all, in the interest of making sure I don’t get accused of any favouritism, I would would like to point out that I do not support Manchester United. I admire the way they play, but I don’t really like them. If you are a United fan, good luck to you- let’s agree to disagree. And while I am at it, I will also admit that up until fairly recently (about two years ago) I loved everything that Real Madrid stood for. If you go to the Bernabeu, you can’t help it. I know all about their dubious history, I know about the meddling from Franco that meant Di Stefano signed for them and not Barcelona. I know about the “financial favours” they got when they sold their training ground. For me, it was about the football.

Every year there is a transfer saga that drags on and on, and this year it has been that of Cristiano Ronaldo. Although the man himself has said very little, we have heard from his mother, his sister and various friends that he definitely wants to play for Real Madrid. Only that he definitely wants to stay at Manchester United. For obvious reasons- 42 of them last year- United don’t want to sell. Madrid, and especially club president Ramon Calderon, have been accused of underhanded behavior in their attempts to sign the Portuguese winger- a pursuit that has been going on for at least the past two years. It has been enough of a news story for luminaries such as Sepp Blatter, David Beckham and Pele to add their voices to the debate. Everyone in football seems to have an opinion. Some - like Beckham (suggesting he go to Madrid) and Pele (suggesting he honour his contract) have provided harmless sound-bites. Others, like that of Sepp Blatter- who suggested that if the player is kept in his contract he is a “slave”- are far more harmful. It seems like everyone has given their opinion on this transfer except the player himself. What are the repurcussions? Has he damaged his reputation? Why would he want to move? Is it ethical? It might just be the most contentious transfer saga (if any deal actually happens) ever.

Much has been made of the fact that Ronaldo has “publicly flirted” with Real Madrid, and that it might have damaged his reputation somewhat. Manchester United have accused Calderon and Madrid of deliberately trying to unsettle their player. There is certainly a large element of truth in this, as Calderon has had Los Merengues propaganda wing- the sports paper Marca- printing Ronaldo stories on an almost daily basis. United went as far as contacting FIFA over an “improper approach” for Ronaldo. What may have worked in Madrid’s favour is that FIFA takes a dim view of transfers being done without the knowledge of the “selling” club. Calderon’s approach has been brazen and unapologetic. To United, it may seem like Real are trying to tap their player, but to Calderon they are simply publicly declaring their admiration for another player. Both practises are equally unethical- a public or a private coveting is still a coveting- but one is legal.

This should be something Manchester United are perfectly well aware of. They may have complained over Madrid’s handling of the Ronaldo affair, but the “Sale By Media” isn’t an unfamiliar tactic at Old Trafford. At the same time as the club must deal with speculation on Ronaldo, they are happy to let speculation turn the relevant wheels, so they can secure Dimitar Berbatov from Spurs, despite refusing to meet Spurs’ asking price. Similar things happened when United signed Owen Hargreaves. Indeed, when Ferguson first moved to United, he was alleged to have tapped Aberdeen goalkeeper Jim Leighton up, to follow him. United should know as well as anyone, that when certain clubs come calling, there is little you can do to persuade your players to stay.

There are two far more pressing concerns about the whole saga. The first point concerns Ronaldo himself. If he genuinely wants to play for Real Madrid, then he will probably get his wish. The question is- why? Why would a player who is likely to get the World Player of the Year award, and who has just had a record breaking season at the European and Premiership Champions, want to move to a Madrid side who are only a year into their latest rebuilding process? Madrid are certainly the most glamourous side in the world, but they were well beaten in last years’ Champions League by a Roma side that Manchester United had put seven past a year previously. Granted, they have won the past two La Liga seasons, but they lost 7 games in 2007/08, more than anyone in the English Top 4. Their recent success has as much to do with Barcelona imploding, than any renaissance. Manchester United have the best manager in the world in Alex Ferguson. He brings 22 years of stability, and a knowledge of how Manchester United and Cristiano Ronaldo should play to get the best results. In the same 22 years, Real Madrid have had an incredible 21 different managers. Ferguson’s tactics allow Ronaldo the space and time he thrives on. He has effectively re-invented the forward line by having two hard working “strikers” in Rooney and Tevez, so that Ronaldo can feed off the chances they create. Would any other manager in the world be able to get the same results? While Ronaldo’s record at International level is exceptional (21 goals in 58 games), it is a long way short of his record for United. Mediocre sides like Serbia and Finland managed to isolate Ronaldo if he was left to play as “just” a winger (albeit a great one). Would Real Madrid change their famously rigid formation to accomodate a special player? They didn’t do it for Zidane…

Finally, and most seriously, there are the comments of Sepp Blatter. As anyone who has read my views on the man before will know, I am not a fan. His latest comments suggest that if United keep Ronaldo, when he wants to go to Madrid, then he will effectively be a “slave” (his words). Aside from the fact that, as UEFA pointed out, most slaves don’t earn £6m per year or spend £10,000 in nightclubs while shunning Paris Hilton, Blatter seems to be contradicting himself. He has always had a problem with English clubs wealth and the accompanying success, and Manchester United are the easiest target to pick on. You only need to go back as far as February, for a slightly more low profile case, when Blatter fielded an entirely different opinion. When a court of arbitration ruled that Andy Webster was allowed to walk away from his contract, Blatter decreed

“Because of this unfortunate decision, the principle of contractual stability, as agreed in 2001 with the European Commission as part of the new transfer regulations and which restored order to the transfer system, has been deemed less important than the short-term interests of the player involved”.

So, allowing a player to move when they want is “unfortunate”, but keeping them is “slavery? It is hardly surprising that these comments come from a man who has advocated “tighter shorts for womens football”, the golden/silver goal rule (abolished), no appeals for red cards, an offside rule nobody understands and effectively banning high altitude countries from their own capitals. The most damaging, and shortsighted of all, was the fact he used the word “slave”. Slavery is an unfortunate part of football. There have been various accounts of human trafficing, where players from Ghana and Cameroon were taken to Europe to play football, only to be abandoned. As recently as last year there were reports of 15 young Africans shipwrecked in the Canary Islands, after they were told they would get trials with Real Madrid or Marseille. Similar situations occur in South America, where players are “owned” by corporations, or agents. They have little say in where they play. No disrespect to West Ham fans, but Tevez and Mascherano cannot have expected to be West Ham players when they first went to Europe. Clubs all over Europe are desperate to uncover the next Essien, Weah, Drogba, Milla, Yekini or Eto’o and so they set up feeder clubs in these countries. It is here where the line between slavery and football is most blurred. The players might be better looked after, and they might actually have a chance of “making it”, but it is effectively a form of sport “strip mining”. What Blatter (and Ronaldo) need to realise, is that they are in incredibly privelidged positions, and they should think more carefully about their responsibilties.

The iPhone 3G and Big Bangs

 

So the new 3G iPhone is here (for those of us lucky enough to win the O2 website lottery or patient enough to queue up on Friday morning, at least).

Although I’ve not yet had a chance to play with the 3G version, I’ve been very impressed with the version 2.0 software (apart from an annoying pause it seems to have introduced whenever I view my contacts).

But I am amazed! at the shambles that the launch has become.

One of the key insights of modern agile development methodologies (like Scrum, Extreme Programming and Crystal Clear) is that “big bang” releases are never a good idea. Instead, they use iterative, incremental releases. What Apple tried with the iPhone launch was the biggest of big bangs imaginable!

In one day, they tried to:

  • Release a new version of a handset globally
  • Release a new version of the desktop (Mac or PC) software which interfaces with that handset
  • Release a new version of the software running on existing handsets
  • Release a new version of the back-end server technology (MobileMe) supporting all the above

The upshot of all of this? Nobody could upgrade their handsets when O2’s systems collapsed under the load. Then people’s iPhones became bricks when upgrading to version 2.0. Then MobileMe was down for maintenance for much longer than intended and is still only limping along.

Anyone who has ever been involved in large software/IT projects could have worked out that this was guaranteed to happen. Big bangs don’t work. Why was Apple unable to forsee this?

The iPhone is a lovely device. But Apple have badly tarnished their reputation in my eyes.

Texperts at RailsConf Europe

 

Texperts CTO Paul Butcher and Chief Wizard Frederick Cheung will be speaking at RailsConf Europe.

We’re going to be talking about some of the really cool technology we’ve built to support the Texperts service in Intellectual Scalability - Solving a Large Problem With Multiple Cooperating Rails Apps

Do take the time to say “hi” if you’re attending!

RailsConf Europe 2008

Two Sporting Gods, One Measly Airport…

 

It is 20:40 on Sunday 6th July and I’m in Glasgow Prestwick.

A crowd of 500+ people are usually tired, slightly waspish and muttering angrily about the rudeness/lateness of low cost airlines. Everyone wants to get home. Usually.

Tonight it is different. The whole passenger group is transfixed by the goings-on in SW19. Two champions, two great sportsmen, are doing battle in a match of amazing quality and no-one wants to go home.

I’ve heard 3 or 4 people mutter “I hope our flight is delayed”. How often do you hear that?

Now, if you’ve ever met me you’ll know I’m a sports nut. I love, in descending order: rugby union (Grand Slam this year!), golf, football, touch rugby, cricket, rugby league, F1, snooker and darts.

Tennis isn’t on that list. On the whole I find tennis (particularly on grass) pretty dull. However, what can be more thrilling than watch 2 absolute champions at the top of their game, both gunning for something they want so dearly.

Negative sporting teams - particularly football teams - should take note. These guys have gone for their shots and played positively. Similar to Spain in the Euros.  The only real shame is that there will be a loser. It’ll make next years rematch all the more thrilling.

The reason I’m writing this, though, is the general captivating aura of such a battle. I’m a sports fan so you’d expect me to be interested. The hard-drinkign Glasweigans and the mothers-of-three seem equally enthralled. Fantastic stuff.

20:56 - The Fed misses a simple volley to take his service game to deuce (having dug out of a hole at 0-30). The whole airport let’s out an “oooh”! The standard of the play is unbelievable.

21:04 - repeated oohs and aahs from the travellers-cum-tennis-fans after nadal holds serve to go 7-7 in the final set. We are all worried our flight is going to be on time and we’ll miss the end of this… We take off in 20 mins…

21:07 - thank god I haven’t got priority boarding! They have to board now when Nadal has break points!!

21:09 - Rafa breaks! Now if they can just hold the plane while I watch him serve out…

21:12 - time to board. Man, I hope my V+ box has saved this for me… The bbc will come through with the iPlayer … Won’t they? If not, I’m campaigning against the licence fee! Let me know what happens, won’t you?

Blast from the past

 

Is it an indication that a global Armageddon date has been set, to be preceded by monstrous, vile, contorted apparitions that scratch at the soul? Just when you thought it was safe to listen to your radio, New Kids on The Block have announced that they’re reforming.

Is. There. Any. Need.

No, in a word.

Reunions are almost always a bad idea. Bumping into the dullard that you sat next to in Geography while you’re doing the big shop at Tesco is grim enough, but having to live through the fresh hell of boy bands reforming causes me to retch violently into my own hands.

However, much as I’d rather chop off my own knees than admit it, NKOTB were staggeringly successful in their day. Brought together by singer and producer Maurice Starr, the boy band was born in Boston in 1984 and sold over 70 million records worldwide.

Can you still name all five members? Of course you can. Danny Wood, Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre and Donnie Wahlberg. Members, everyone of them. Remember Hangin’ Tough? What about The Right Stuff (actually entitled You Got It (The Right Stuff))? And, and… actually I can’t name anymore. But they did release six albums before disbanding in 1994.

I can’t wait for them to disband again, unlike another band that, frankly, should never have split up in the first place. Fortunately The Who have also reunited an equal number of times since they first played together in 1964 and were recognised in 1990 as one of the greatest bands in the world. Mind you, how a band makes its money covering tv theme tunes from American forensic dramas is a mystery.

While I have nothing but derision and bile for NKOTB, there’ll always be a soft, squidgy place in heart for Gary, Jason, Howard and Mark. Take That truly are the comeback kings. Disbanding in 1996, reforming a decade later after an ITV documentary, their return was truly stellar. Their album Beautiful World has sold over 2.3 million copies so far since its release in November 2006, making it one of the top 20 albums of the 21st century.

No doubt 2008 will see more of them receive their tax bills and wonder how to best pay it with the least amount of effort. Unfortunately the rest of us will have to pay, too. Enough said.