Blog » March, 2008

The Emergency Services

 

Back in December I blogged about the 999 emergency service getting a high amount of time wasting calls. In fact nearly 70% of calls made to the 999 number are classed as non-emergency. To combat this the Home Office decided to trial “101″, a service for reporting incidents that don’t warrant a call to 999.

101 is billed as “when it’s less urgent than 999″. Not surprisingly the service attracted even more inappropriate calls than 999. As the Daily Mail puts it:

Officers piloting the 101 number revealed they are being deluged by ridiculous questions about train times and local tourist attractions. As many as two out of every three calls made to the 10p hotline are ‘inappropriate’.

Hampshire, one of six areas to trial the hotline, said it was being jammed up with questions such as: “Can you tell me the times of trains to Brighton?” “I’d like someone to test my smoke alarm.” and “Do you know when the next bus leaves for Southampton?”

Sources vary, but funding of over £7 million to handle 700,000 calls, or over £10 a call, is the most quoted figure. Not surprisingly at that cost the Home Office has ended funding after the trial period.

Many of the councils involved in the trial are doing what they can to keep the service as it has had many genuine benefits:

Never before had information between the police and council been shared on such a scale, and to have a centre operating solely in the management and sharing of intelligence to tackle grass roots issues was unheard of.

In the first year that 101 was set up, the number of non-emergency 999 calls fell from 70% to around 30-35%.

The real problem is that what is an emergency to one person may not actually seem the same to the council. Finding a 24 hour chemist, a way of getting home after missing the last bus, and the best hangover cure aren’t police matters but they are important to the people involved.

As a Texpert on the receiving end on some of these kinds of requests, there are loads of resources I can use to solve these urgent situations quickly and painlessly (albeit for a modest fee). I think a fair few family upsets were prevented thanks to us finding out details for florists that would deliver at the last minute on Valentine’s and Mother’s Day.

But come on Britain - let’s not waste emergency resources on the 101 number and emergency services. There are many viable alternatives to get urgent (but not emergency) information quickly (guess which one I’d recommend!).

What has caught the ear of the Texperts this week (8th March)

 

Sweet, sweet music…

David Bowie- The Laughing Gnome: to quote Bridget “I don’t know the taxonomy of it; it’s just a mental scar”.

REO Speedwagon-Keep On Lovin’ You: Thom thinks that this might be the worst video. Ever.

The Ting Tings- Great DJ: Lots of hype around them, but this single- released last week- shows there might be something to it.

Nightmares on Wax- Les Nuits: A classic cut from their Carboot Soul album.

Black Francis- I Sent Away: The lead single from Frank Black’s new Svn Fngrs EP. He is coming up for 25 years in the business, and writing some of the best songs of his career. Now, for a new Pixies album…

Be Your Own Pet- The Kelly Affair: New single from BYOP, backed with the double A-side of “Black Hole”. Jemina’s voice is stronger than on their earlier offerings.

Gallows featuring Lethal Bizzle- Staring at the Rude Boys/Bois: It might be a lazy comparison, but you can’t help thinking that this is like a British take on the Aerosmith/Run DMC collaboration. Only Thom thinks this is better.

Midfield General- Disco Sirens: The perfect Friday night toon.

Bright Eyes- When The President Talks To God: As the US Election starts hotting up, what better way to celebrate than with Conor Oberst’s censorship defying performance on Jay Leno.

Bis- Eurodisco: A bit of a classic from 1998 from the Glasgow legends.

Post-Mortem Moviemaking

 

Even taking the forthcoming release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince into account, I’ve backed The Dark Knight to emerge as Warner Bros‘ most profitable film of 2008. The recent death of Heath Ledger has only strengthened this belief, because rightly or wrongly, this tragic event will bring an even bigger audience. Yet this so-called “ghoul factor” is not a new phenomenon, and this week I’ll be looking at its enduring presence in the world of film.

Even back in 1974, the “ghoul factor” was parodied in the opening song of Brian De Palma’s bizarro rock opera Phantom of the Paradise. The song “Goodbye, Eddie, Goodbye” (which bears no relation to the plot of the film) is about a young man who needs to raise money for his sister’s much-needed operation. (If you’ve ever seen the film itself, then you may wonder, as I do, why Swan has to steal Leach’s cantata if The Juicy Fruits already had dynamite A material such as this!) . So he records an album and kills himself to ensure that the publicity will achieve massive sales. And it does.

The death of Ledger was met with an industry-wide period of mourning, but the first trailers of The Dark Knight, which had been eagerly anticipated (helped in no small part by the studio’s innovative viral marketing strategies), experienced a major spike following his passing. According to his family, Ledger was very happy with his work as The Joker, so at the very least it’s nice to know that it will reach an even larger audience than expected.

Putting aside for a moment the tragedy of a young man’s death, though, at least the studio don’t have the additional hurdle of finishing the film without one of its main actors, as filming had already wrapped (although they may still have to be creative in post-production). Not so for Ledger’s other project - the heftily titled Terry Gilliam film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which still had a significant amount of filming to complete. A little after the news of Ledger’s death broke, I for one fully expected Gilliam’s film to be shut down by the studio - not least because it wouldn’t be the first time it’s happened to the man, as evidenced in the excellent documentary Lost in La Mancha, which chronicles the tribulations of making his unfinished film The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

As you may have read by now, Gilliam’s plan is to supplement Ledger’s role with three other actors (Colin Farrell, Jude Law and Johnny Depp - now all listed as officially attached to the project), by way of the character falling through an enchanted mirror and taking on other forms. This is, admittedly a fairly old school approach - but as Gilliam’s film is a magic fantasy it probably won’t feel as contrived as it could have done.

The act of having to replace a lead actor who has died during filming is not a new one, and various techniques have been employed to overcome the hurdle - some more sophisticated than others, the most novel of which must be Fred Olen Ray’s intriguing concept of filming lots of random scenes of the actor John Carradine, which were then placed (often quite unsubtly) in several films after his death. That’s a bit extreme, though, and usually the solutions are more likely one of the following:

The Matrix Trilogy had to recast two roles - one was The Oracle, played by Gloria Foster in the first two films, and Mary Alice in the third (as well as the videogame, Enter the Matrix). As she was something of a fantastic character, this was appropriate. The second was Zee, originally intended to be played by Aaliyah before her death in a plane crash in August 2001, the role eventually went Nona Gaye, the daughter of Marvin.

Gladiator utilised advances in CGI to weave Oliver Reed’s character Proximo into a worthwhile plot, if not as complete a storyline as was intended. Prior to this, digital compositing techniques were famously used in two 1994 movies to being their lead actors back to life one last time.

Arguably, the most famous example of the ghoul factor at work is The Crow. A tragic, yet remarkably convoluted fire-arms accident during filming led to Brandon Lee (whose father, Bruce Lee, also had a film completed after his own death - in the shape of Game of Death) dying from a gunshot wound. The film was finished by simplifying the plot, removing the Skull Cowboy as well as use of a body double - most noticeable in the scenes in which Eric Draven returns to his old apartment, and through digital compositing: scenes of Lee from elsewhere in the film were laid over empty background plates of some of the sets - and on one occasion, a lightning flash reveals Lee’s face superimposed on a body double - all of which was incredibly sophisticated work for the time.

The other example is John Candy’s final screen appearance in Wagons East! which was in production when he died of a heart attack in his sleep. I always considered this film to be one of those which needed to be finished using various tricks - however in researching this blog I have read that the film-makers claim that Candy had finished all of his filming and that at no point was any trickery used to finish the film, although some beg to differ.

As rough as that looks, it’s still lightyears away from Jean Harlow being replaced by look-and-soundalikes in 1937’s Saratoga, and a marked improvement on Ed Wood’s 1959 nonsense-fest Plan 9 from Outer Space, which saw Bela Lugosi replaced by a much taller man who had to keep his face covered with a cape.

You may think that laughable, but as we wrap up, spare a thought for Donald Pleasence. In 1996, he appeared in his final film, which - perhaps fittingly - was one of seemingly several thousand low-budget Italian horror flicks he did. It went by the name of Fatal Frames (not to be confused with Fatal Frame), the final shot of which is an actor in a phone booth, wearing a Donald Pleasence mask while a soundalike voiceover tells whoever is on the line that he has to leave, so he can (in a line to make genre fans cringe) be back home in time for Halloween.

And that, my friends, was 37 years after Plan 9.

Who is scoring the goals in the Champions League?

 

We have put together a rather cool table, showing which nationalities have scored the goals in this season’s Champions League. As it is, it is pretty interesting to see who has been scoring the goals in the most lucrative club competition in the world, but what is most interesting is the pattern that you can see between the countries scoring the goals in these competitions, and the most successful national sides in the world. Certainly, it seems obvious that the most successful sides in Europe will buy the best players, but there also seems to be a pattern suggesting that having players in the Champions League improves the standard of a national team. And if you have players that can score goals at the highest level…

There are some surprising results. You would have thought that the most successful leagues - England, Spain and Italy - would have more players getting amongst the goals than other countries. Each of these countries has four representatives in the Champions League this season, and so there should be more opportunities for homegrown goals. However, it is surprising to learn that the Yellow Cowdenbeath - Brazil - have more goalscorers than any other nation- by a very long way. Argentina and the Netherlands are also well represented. We will make sure that we keep these tables up to date, so we can track just who the other winners of the Champions League are!

The table of goals, sorted by nationality

Nation

Goals

Brazil

51

Italy

24

Argentina

22

France

20

Spain

20

England

16

Netherlands

15

Portugal

14

Ivory Coast

10

Germany

9

Mali

8

Sweden

7

Serbia

6

Scotland

6

Czech Republic

5

Romania

5

F.Y.R. Macedonia

4

Greece

4

Montenegro

4

Turkey

4

Israel

3

Paraguay

3

Denmark

3

Norway

3

Chile

3

Croatia

2

Guinea

2

Ukraine

2

Mexico

2

Senegal

2

Uruguay

2

Cameroon

1

Finland

1

Belarus

1

USA

1

Morocco

1

Tunisia

1

Nigeria

1

Australia

1

Peru

1

Republic of Ireland

1

This is even more interesting when you show the current World Rankings. Only two of the current Top 10 sides in the World are not present in the Top Scorers in the Champions League…(these sides are marked in red)

World Rankings (latest) top 50

1 Argentina

2 Brazil

3 Italy

4 Spain

5 Germany

6 Czech Republic

7 France

8 Portugal

9 Netherlands

10 Croatia

11 Greece

12 England

13 Romania

14 Scotland

15 Mexico

16 Turkey

17 Colombia

18 Bulgaria

19 Nigeria

20 USA

21 Paraguay

22 Sweden

23 Poland

24 Russia

25 Cameroon

And finally, as a special treat. Which teams are scoring the goals this season? Who are the leading scorers in the Champions League? Teams still in the competition are in italics.

Club

Goals

Liverpool

20

Sevilla

19

Barcelona

16

Arsenal

15

Man U

15

Real Madrid

15

Roma

14

Fenerbahce

12

AC Milan

12

Inter

12

Lyon

12

Chelsea

12

Olympiakos

11

Sporting

9

Porto

9

Lazio

8

Werder Bremen

8

Celtic

8

Rangers

7

Stuttgart

7

Schalke

6

CSKA Moscow

6

Marseille

6

Rosenborg

6

Shakhtar Donetsk

6

Benfica

5

Slavia Prague

5

Dynamo Kyiv

4

Steaua Bucharest

4

Besiktas

3

PSV

3

Valencia

2

Viral Bluetooth in Marylebone

 

It seems our recent foray into viral bluetooth messages has not gone unnoticed by Industry types….

SMS Text News’  Ewan MacLeod has blogged about our recent activities with the Marylebone Tup in swinging London. In a low-key trial campaign, we placed some cool little viral facts in branded bluetooth messages at various locations around London. Upon receiving the bluetooth invitation Ewan said,

“It opened up and I found it was a nifty GIF animation, wholly relevant, wholly targeted — both to the type of location and geographic location.”

Oddly enough, that’s just what we were going for!